#jackson's diary jolie

[dexerlover]

Jolie my little cupcake. I love her so much fam you don't even know...

[theatrefanatic27]

Jolie: You are not a burden.

Timothy: It's okay to ask for help.

Ken: Murder is okay.

Jackson: Your feelings matter.

[dionoussu]

detention kids‼️‼️

[ken-okamoto-official]

reblog/like for a tbh

Edit: ONLY FOR JD FANS!! 😭 At least 3 people who aren't part of the fandom have reblogged/liked this post

Edit 2: WOW ok this post got more notes than I thought it would, I'm not gonna do the TBHs anymore, sorry 😭

[canvas-jackson-forreal]

Hello

My name is jackson Smith or well the Canvas Universe Jackson Smith

So things don't get confusing because that can happen

These are my universe people @canvasdavidgobrrr @devious-devious @kenasachick @pamcookingspray @can-vas-ron-ald @canvasbrendamillerbabe @canvas-timothy

And those are the other universe people @jacksonsmithforreal @brenda-miller-forreal @itsmejolie @x-ercampbelll @real-pamela-lopez @200percent-timothy-jd @the-official-rocking-russian-man @ken-okamoto-official @yourstrulyelijah @definitelydaymiller

And those are the people whose one of them might've caused us to be here in the first place @nightmare-jackson-smith @lucyfurr-jd @defsnotdeathnote @exer-campbell-soup

And yea that's all I guess

(Damn this place is really cramped)

[starsnumber1charliefan]

my board names for them

[keewee-kat]

reblog for a would you rather question in your inbox!

(you must have your askbox open)

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

When will leave Jackson diary incorrect quotes part 2?

IT MAKES ME WHEEZE WHEN I READ PART 1

If you check the reblogs to the original post, I made a part 2

This is part 3

NJ (Nightmare Jackson), writing fanfiction: #murder as a love language, #hurt no comfort, #MCR voice: I'M NOT OKAAAYYYY, #author does NOT need sleep, #physically running away from feelings because what even are those

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Exer: If you need me to babysit Charlie, I'm available 24/6

Bailey: Don't you mean 24/7?

Exer: No, Saturdays are date nights with David

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David, half asleep: Peer pressure me into completing tasks

Brenda: Do it or you're straight.

David, immediately getting up: I SAID PEER PRESSURE NOT THREATEN

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Charlie: Can I have some?

Exer, eating Cup O Cat cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it

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Jolie: What is love?

Ken: An emotional minefield

Jackson: A neurochemical reaction

Timothy: baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more-

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K3vin, talking to the REDs, Brenda, Pamela, and the Detention Kids: you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me

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Jackson: I wanna sleep for 40 hours

NJ: You know that's called a coma, right?

Jackson: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now

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Ken: I thought I was doing amazing socially at a party and then this girl asked me if I was autistic

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Dylan: Sh*t, I don't have enough money to pay rent . . .

Marco, biting his lip, looking Dylan up and down: Well . . . I'm sure we can find a . . . solution

Bailey: THIS. IS. MONOPOLY. HORNY JAIL. RIGHT NOW

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Ken: You're my hero!

Brenda: All I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before they hit the ground

Ken: But you did it heroically

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Jolie: Didn't you die?

K3vin: That was weeks ago. Things change.

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Ken: Did it hurt?

Stars: *chokes on spit* excuse me? Do not pull that "when you fell from heaven" shit on me-

Ken: When you crawled up from hell?

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David: I swear on my friends' lives that I don't have a crush on Exer

Brenda, hands on her neck: I can't BREATHE

Ronald: I . . . I see the light

Jackson, literally a theater kid: *choking sounds before he collapses on the floor*

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Jackson: I just had a thought, which, as you can imagine, was stressful

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Ken: Yeah, crushes are the worst, I always act stupid when I'm near mine

Brenda: But you always act stupid

Ken, sweating: . . .

Brenda: . . . wait-

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Jolie: *very pensive*

Timothy: What's up?

Jolie: I just saw Ken pour 4 pounds of sugar into a dryer and he said he was making cotton candy

Timothy: . . . Did it work?

Jolie: . . . NO??

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NJ: I like men in the sense that I can perform unethical experiments on them

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NJ: everyone is addicted to my Fun and Flirty personality. lives have been destroyed

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Ken: so I was talking to Brenda-

Tim: the rizzlerrrr

Ken: . . .

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NJ: *humming along to Monster High songs*

Jackson: *walks into the room* what are you listening to?

NJ: Fallout Boy

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Now if they could text:

Harry: Happy birthday, son . . . Exer: ?? is it my last? - Christine: Good morning pumpkin remember to drink water . . .

David: did you poison it? - Christine: Hey just picked up David and Exer from school they got into a fight Harry: 👍 Christine: What -

Norman, texting Mariah: Get bell soon. wet* wep* Oh forget it. You can just perish. - David, in a group chat with the REDs, Brenda, Pamela, and the Detention Kids: I want a bf Brenda: Do you mean boyfriend or best friend? Exer: I can be both Ken: damn that's crazy Timothy: @/inhiseyesaflamingglow ron come get the tea but be careful it's BURNING HOT 🔥 David: [dumb blond is replying to magic boi] {I can be both} ??? WAHT??!?? - Ken: hey Haru, two days later: what. Ken: can you get toilet paper like two days ago? mom wanted me to ask - Ken: I need to tell you smth important Elijah: yeah go on Ken: here I'll just send it. https://social.mtdv.me/articles/UGjq058oAB Elijah: . . . why.

[burnt-eggoss]

HELP- I just asked my sister to name/ guess the name of jd characters 😭😭😭😭 (SHES 13 AND HYPED ON LOLLIES) AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT DOWN. Jackson was the best reaction ever so I saved him for last 🩷🩷🩷

EXER Her: “…he looks like an egg”

me: *dies

her: “his name is egg”

me: *while dead* “half point…”

DAVID

her: “ooooh he looks like walker scobell!”

me: “is that his name or-“

her: “-yes”

me: “MOVING ON-“

RONALD

her: “he looks like he goes around playing rock music and being scary but he actually listens to Disney music like princess songs, and gets his nails painted”

me: attempting to stay calm and failing* “so what’s his name?”

her: “…flounder.”

me: 💀💀💀

BRENDA

her: “she’s prettyyyy”

me: “and her name is…”

her: “Erica.”

me: “why Erica?”

her: “I don’t know she gives an Erica vibe”

me: …

PAMELA

her: “she’s emo but actually pulls it off damn”

me: …

her: “she’s… ✨PETUNIA✨”

me: *im having way too much fun rn*

JOLIE

her: (with no hesitation) “Gerald.”

me: “… can we give her a girl name?”

her: “nope :)”

KEN

her: (full minute of silence and then out of nowhere…)

“Barbie”

me: *actually I cannot with Ken being called barbie*

TIMOTHY

her: “her name is lady sparklepants”

me: “…can it be Mr sparklepants?”

her: “THATS A BOY!?”

and now… the moment you’ve all been waiting for:

JACKSON

her: “Trick question- that’s just fanart of Ryder from paw patrol”

me: *fucking dies*

[x-ercampbelll-deactivated]

(OOC)

If you guys keep sending in asks like this

then I will deactivate this account.

I don't have a screen shot of the first hate ask I got, but this is the second one I have received.

[jacksons-diaryified-posts]

Introduction Post

Hello! I am a person that takes a random post and Jackson's Diarifyies it!

Please refer to the moderator using he/they/it pronouns and the name JDP :]

When I Jackson's Diarify a post, I will say "This Post Has Been Jackson's Diaryified!" accompanied by a random image from JD, if you want me to put a specific image (from JD or Paola Batalla), please tell me!

Do not tag me in NSFW posts, or anything political!! This blog is run by a minor and made for fun.

Main Characters:

@jacksonsmithforreal @x-ercampbelll @brenda-miller-forreal @real-pamela-lopez @definitelydaymiller @the-official-rocking-russian-man @ken-okamoto-official @itsmejolie @200percent-timothy-jd @nightmare-jackson-smith @yourstrulyelijah

Canvas Main Characters:

@canvas-jackson-forreal @devious-devious @canvasbrendamillerbabe @pamcookingspray @canvasdavidgobrrr @can-vas-ron-ald @kenasachick

Adults:

@hardyharharuokamato @harrycampbell4132 @williammillerjd @ownerofcup-o-cat @coffeeandcats4life @dylan-mylastnamehasntbeensaid @baileyserveslattes @mama-miller-jd @linda-linda-jd @the-mai-okamoto

Side characters:

@normanfuckingrockwell11 @lovemariahb @ricky-fr-fr @martyforreal @jdcharl @wowlookatmeimsohandsom @bribricheese @hannahnolastname

Inanimate objects:

@atvstatic @scribbler-scribbler @defsnotdeathnote @aleatherheartandleathergloves

Please tell me if I forgot to tag anyone!

My tags:

#Jackson's diaryified posts = posts that I have Jackson's Diaryified #JDP's askbox = my asks #JDP is a reblogger = my reblogs #unrelated to JD = posts/reblogs that are unrelated to Jackson's Diary and haven't been Jackson's Diaryified #JDP talks = posts that I have made

[definitelydaymiller]

This is why I should be able to ask out your sister:

I think shes cute (respectfully)

I will take her out on respectful dates

I find you kind of cute too

Please David give me a chance to take Brenda out

who is this?? because that’s like… 90% of the decision.

wait fym im kinda cute too.

[starryystim]

jolie sea stimboard for anon!

taking requests! dm or ask if interested :3

[can-vas-ron-ald]

Hello.

I am Ronald Evanoff, I am 17 years old and my home country is Russia. I am queer and ace. He/him. Maybe she/they also, I don't know. Favorite color is blue, favorite food is raspberries.

English is second language, do not be rude.

My askbox is open, use it.

People from my universe: @canvasdavidgobrrr @devious-devious @kenasachick @canvasbrendamillerbabe @pamcookingspray

People from other universe: @jacksonsmithforreal @real-pamela-lopez @x-ercampbelll @definitelydaymiller @brenda-miller-forreal @200percent-timothy-jd @itsmejolie @yourstrulyelijah @ken-okamoto-official @normanfuckingrockwell11 @lovemariahb @ricky-fr-fr @martyforreal @coffeeandcats4life @dylan-mylastnamehasntbeensaid @baileyserveslattes @jdcharl @ownerofcup-o-cat @harrycampbell4132 @hardyharharuokamato @lucyfurr-jd @williammillerjd @wowlookatmeimsohandsom @mama-miller-jd

Things: @atvstatic @defsnotdeathnote @scribbler-scribbler

Me, but more nice: @the-official-rocking-russian-man

Rules: No inappropriate asks/replies/comments, I am still a minor no matter how I look. You can ask things about fast-pass. You cannot spam ask me things. You can talk to me in DM if you want. You cannot be homophobic and/or transphobic. I do not own this character, or any of the ones mentioned above, they belong to Paola Batalla.

Have a good day.

[ken-okamoto-official]

TAKING DRAWING REQUESTS!! will draw anything. for free.

don't make me regret this

[itsmejolie]

Jolie for president!